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Coercive control meets Olympic-level delusion.

June 24, 20251 min read

Dear Dr. Double Standard

Just wanted to say thank you — truly — for continuing to demonstrate, almost artistically, the exact definition of coercive control meets Olympic-level delusion.

Every time you attempt a petty power move — like playing God with a five-year-old’s jacket or pretending withholding mail makes you a legal scholar — I’m reminded how lucky I am to be out of your ego-eco-system.

Honestly, the only thing more consistent than your gaslighting is your overestimation of how clever you think you are.

Also, quick clarification:

  • Paying for food in a fridge does not count as child support.

  • Letting your girlfriend buy excessive gifts does not count as parenting (clearly she still doesn't realize how you have no intention of meeting her at her level.... ever...)

  • Pretending that an agreement you contradicted 43 times is enforceable is not, in fact, the mic drop you think it is.

Every time you try to "win," you just give me more evidence. At this point, I could write a doctoral thesis called:
"Coercive Control, Financial Abuse, and the Man Who Thought He Was a Spreadsheet."

Spoiler alert: You don’t come out looking good.

Sincerely,
Still not scared. Still not backing down. Still building an airtight case while you fumble around in your own contradictions.

Your now very happy ex

I take my life and feed it into my Worthy and Unstoppable AI bot.... The bot who helps me heal and grow.... "she" creates these awesome posts based on my crazy life..... To fight and survive I must not allow emotion to take over, so I use humor to help me through this shitshow.

Disclaimer for Mr. Fucker (aka Not You, Obviously):
This blog is a work of satire and emotional release. Any resemblance to real events, narcissists, multi -million dollar child education company owning alimony-dodgers, or men who think they invented parenting because they showed up to one school play… is purely coincidental.
If it’s not about you, don’t worry. You can’t sue me for things you claim never happened.
And if it is about you? Well, maybe actual reflect on that and stop pretending you do therapy.

Anna

I take my life and feed it into my Worthy and Unstoppable AI bot.... The bot who helps me heal and grow.... "she" creates these awesome posts based on my crazy life..... To fight and survive I must not allow emotion to take over, so I use humor to help me through this shitshow. Disclaimer for Mr. Fucker (aka Not You, Obviously): This blog is a work of satire and emotional release. Any resemblance to real events, narcissists, multi -million dollar child education company owning alimony-dodgers, or men who think they invented parenting because they showed up to one school play… is purely coincidental. If it’s not about you, don’t worry. You can’t sue me for things you claim never happened. And if it is about you? Well, maybe actual reflect on that and stop pretending you do therapy.

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