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Your New Reality Show: “Keeping Up with Captain Conflict” 📺

Healing, Humor & Holy Sh*t Moments| Dispatches from Delululand

October 30, 2025•1 min read

Your New Reality Show: “Keeping Up with Captain Conflict” 📺

Episode 1: The Hammer That Never Was
Watch as Captain Conflict retells — for the fourth time — the thrilling, totally-not-made-up tale of being “attacked with a hammer.” The audience gasps… not because of the story, but because somehow he still hasn’t brought any proof.

Episode 2: China Without Permission
Follow our hero as he smuggles his child across borders, convinced the law doesn’t apply to him. Spoiler: Interpol is not impressed.

Episode 3: Courtroom Karaoke
Featuring hit singles like:

“She’s Crazy (But I Can’t Prove It)”
“I Totally Pay Support… Just Not to Her”
“Evidence Is for Other People”

Episode 4: The Twist Ending
Turns out the “evil ex” has been recording, documenting, and collecting every detail the whole time. The season finale? The Judge reads it all aloud in open court. The ratings? Through the roof.

Stay tuned for next season, when Captain Conflict runs out of lies and starts blaming Mercury being in retrograde.

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Anna

I take my life and feed it into the Worthy and Unstoppable AI bot.... The bot who helps me heal and grow.... "she" creates these awesome posts based on my crazy life..... To fight and survive I must not allow emotion to take over, so I use humor to help me through this shitshow. Disclaimer for Capitan Conflict (aka Not You, Obviously): This blog is a work of satire and emotional release. Any resemblance to real events, narcissists, multi -million dollar education company owning alimony-dodgers, or men who think they invented parenting because they showed up to one school play… is purely coincidental. If it’s not about you, don’t worry. You can’t sue me for things you claim never happened. And if it is about you? Well, maybe actual reflect on that and stop pretending you do therapy.

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Captain Conflict’s Custody Journal Entry – June 20

Oh how they lie..... They live in a different reality....So Sad....

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Leaked Recording Vol. 1: Captain Conflict and the Curse of the Unchecked Ego

Here are the leaked recording of my narc ex speaking with his lawyer

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Congrats, You’ve Reached Peak Delusion

Captain Control Because he’s not a dad, he’s a dictator in sneakers.

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This platform exists to raise awareness about coercive control, emotional abuse, and the hidden dynamics that can occur in toxic relationships—especially where legal systems are weaponized.

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